The Salt Lick Sandwich

Real meat is NOT shelf stable. It's a fact. More in a minute.

I love it when fat people order diet coke with a 6,000 calorie snack.

Please, that's like putting a Hello Kitty band-aid on a gunshot wound.

Then they look at you and say in all seriousness, "I have a lot of water retention."

OMG, don't even get me started.



My daughter came home for lunch today, a rare aoccurrance so it was nice. Very casual, "all I really want is a sandwich and some celery sticks Mom".



A Sandwich?? Really?? That I can do.



So two honey ham, american cheese and sliced sweet pickle sandwiches were born.



I swing throught the market a couple of times a week. No big deal, we need fresh banans, deli and breads faily often. With three kids and a husband who eats like three kids a lot is consumed here.



Just for my own information I checked the sodium on the Hillshire Farm "deli sliced" ham that comes vaccumm sealed in a plastic container that is realativly shelf stable for over a month: 650mg for 2 oz. AND as an added bonus, the expiration date wasn't for SIX WEEKS from today.

Shelf stable meat. Three words that really only describe one thing: Spam.

Do yourself and your family a favor and don't buy this stuff!